Two couples at a retirement community were sipping iced tea one afternoon. Ā Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife.
āWhat’s it called,” Pete asked.
After thinking for a few seconds Harry said, āWhat are those good smelling flowers called?ā
āDo you mean a rose?” asked Pete.
āYes, thatās it,ā said Harry. Harry glanced at his wife and said, āRose whatās that restaurant we went to the other night?”
Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
Q. Whatās the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I donāt know and I donāt care.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red Paint
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
A chameleon’s wife was asking the chameleon for a divorce. The chameleon, with a devastated look on his face, asked, “Why? What’s wrong? We seemed to be getting on so well.”
His wife answered, “You’ve changed.”
Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Snow blower for sale…only used on snowy days.
Free puppies…part German shepherd part dog.
