Snake 1: āAre we poisonous?ā
Snake 2: āI donāt know, why?ā
Snake 1: āI just bit my lip.ā
hilarious jokes
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The mom called in vain for her young son. Then she searched the ground floor, the first story, the second, and the atticāall in vain. Finally, she called out to the roof, Ā and cried:
“John Henry, are you on the roof?”
An answer came clearly:
“No, mom. Have you looked in the cellar?”
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What did one ocean say to the other?Ā
Nothing, they just waved.
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Q: What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?
A: “Does this taste funny to you?”
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who doesn’t think they’re smart, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re not smart, Mike?”
“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
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A man walks into a bar and itās empty ā itās just him and the bartender. He sits down and orders a drink.
He hears someone whisper, āPssstā¦I like your tie.ā The man looks around but doesnāt see anyone.
āPssstā¦that color looks nice on you.ā
He asks the bartender, āExcuse me, butā¦are you speaking to me?ā
The bartender rolls his eyes and says, āNo, sorry about that. Itās the peanutsā¦ theyāre complimentary.ā
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Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning youāll rise and shine!
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A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: āWell? Are you still coughing?ā
The patient replies: āNo. Iām afraid to.āĀ
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My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, āWell Sarah? Do you think youāll be next?ā
Weāve settled this quickly – Iāve started doing the same to them at funerals.
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I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know Y.
