laugh out loud

Two dyslexics walk into a bra.

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My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.

But I laugh more.

So what if I don’t know what “Armageddon” means?

It’s not the end of the world.

The world tongue-twister champion just got arrested.

I hear they’re gonna give him a really tough sentence.

A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke.

Thank goodness it was a soft drink.

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Why do you smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day.  Probably why I got run over.

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My favorite word is “drool.” It just rolls off the tongue.

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I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again.

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