Joe: “I told my girlfriend I get lost when I look into her eyes.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said she isn’t reading too much into it because I lost in a large department store, a city park, and on the metro.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe Ponders His First Universal Remote
Joe: “I remember the profound thought I had when I got my first universal remote.”
Pete: “What was it?”
Joe: “I thought, this changes everything.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Doctor Gives Him Bad News – Sort of!
Joe: “My doctor told me I was going deaf.”
Pete: “How did you feel?”
Joe: “The news was hard for me to hear.”
Today’s Poem ~ Messy Room by Shel Silverstein
Messy Room
Shel Silverstein
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp.
His workbook is wedged in the window,
His sweater’s been thrown on the floor.
His scarf and one ski are beneath the TV,
And his pants have been carelessly hung on the door.
His books are all jammed in the closet,
His vest has been left in the hall.
A lizard named Ed is asleep in his bed,
And his smelly old sock has been stuck to the wall.
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
Donald or Robert or Willie or–
Huh? You say it’s mine? Oh, dear,
I knew it looked familiar!
Joke of the Day
Laugh Along With Joe and Pete
Joe: “I don’t like my son’s biology teacher.”
Pete: “Why not?”
Joe: “He has lots of skeletons in his closet.”
Joke of the Day
Laugh Along With Joe and Pete
Joe: “My boss came by my cubicle and saw me staring out the window. He asked me what I was doing?”
Pete: “What did you say?
Joe: “I told him I was lost in thought and it was unfamiliar territory.”
Feel Good Tip of the Day
A Word & a Laugh
Sometimes feeling good arrives in the strangest of ways. I like to go to the library to work on my blog. I am sitting at a table. Also sitting at the table is a young guy, college aged. He’s sitting on the other side of the table off to my right. We’re both working on our Macbooks. He started to take his glasses off to rub his eyes and a lens popped out. He was embarrassed. I said, “That’s happened a hundred times to me. We both laughed. I felt good. He felt good. Yes, life is good when we connect, even in simple ways.
Feeling Good Tip of the Day ~ Lighten Up and Laugh at Yourself
5 Tips to Lighten Up and Laugh at Yourself
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- Laugh at your mistakes: When you make a mistake, don’t take it too seriously. Instead, laugh at yourself and your error. It will help you to take the situation lightly and not be too hard on yourself.
- Share your embarrassing stories: We all have embarrassing stories, and sharing them with others can help you to laugh at yourself. It will show that you are not perfect, and it’s okay to make mistakes.
- Use self-deprecating humor: Self-deprecating humor is a great way to laugh at yourself. It involves making fun of your flaws or mistakes in a light-hearted way. For example, if you trip over your own feet, you can say, “I’m a walking disaster.”
- Don’t take yourself too seriously: Life can be serious, but that doesn’t mean you always have to be. Try not to take yourself too seriously and find humor in everyday situations.
- Embrace imperfection: No one is perfect, and that’s okay. Embrace your imperfections and find the humor in them. Laugh at your quirks and oddities, and don’t be afraid to show them off.
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Today’s Joke
Joe: “My supervisor asked me to put a joke on the first slide of the presentation.”
Pete: “How did it work out?”
Joe: “Apparently a picture of my pay check wasn’t funny.”
