one line jokes

Two snails are chatting on the sidewalk. “I’ll have to cross the road,” says one.

“Well, be careful,” says the other one, “there’s a bus coming in an hour.“

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What are a shark’s two most favorite words?

Man overboard!

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Dentist: “You need a crown.

Patient: “Finally someone who understands me.

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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.

I gave him a glass of water.

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Two burglars stole a calendar last night and they each got six months.

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Musician: “Did you hear my last recital?”

Friend: “I hope so.”