Joe: “My doctor gave me advice for when I have my colonoscopy.”
Pete: “What did your doctor say?”
Joe: “My doctor told me not to be camera shy.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe Has Chores to Do
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me to vacuum and I asked, ‘the whole apartment?'”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘No, just the floor.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend is Having a Baby
Joe: “My girlfriend called me while I was at the bar and said, ‘I think the baby’s coming.'”
Pete: “What did you say.”
Joe: “I told her not to worry, he won’t get in, he’s underage.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe Thinks His Landlord is a Snob
Joe: “My landlord is a snob.”
Pete: “What makes you think that?”
Joe: “He walks around like he owns the place.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Chiropractor Girlfriend Has a Sense of Humor
Joe: “My chiropractor girlfriend has a great sense of humor.”
Pete: “How so?”
Joe: “She always cracks me up.”
Today’s Joke:
Joe: “I have a new job, I’m working for an elevator company.”
Pete: “How’s it going?”
Joe: “It has its ups and downs.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Doesn’t Understand Why His Buddy Was Fired
Joe: “I’m upset. My buddy Tony got fired and he always went the extra mile.”
Pete: “What did he do?”
Joe: “He was a taxi driver.”
Today’s Joke ~ Joe Tells Pete About His Girlfriend
Joe: “My girlfriend called me Spiderman.”
Pete: “Does she think you’re a superhero?””
Joe: “No, she thinks I’m super clingy.”
Today’s Joke ~ Joe’s Girlfriend Believes Joe Has an Iron Deficiency
Joe: “My girlfriend told me she thinks I have an iron deficiency.”
Pete: “What evidence does she have for saying that?”
Joe: “She said I always have wrinkled shirts.”
Today’s Joke ~ Joe Makes a Joke About Getting an X-Ray
Joe: “I went in the hospital for an x-ray and asked why it was taking so long to get one.”
Pete: “What did they say?”
Joe: “They said they had a skeleton staff.”
