Joe: My girlfriend was diagnosed as having a multiple personality disorder.”
Pete: “Is that causing a problem?”
Joe, “No, she’s good people.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Goes on a Diet
Joe: “My girlfriend is on an all almond diet.”
Pete: “What do you think of that diet?”
Joe: “It’s nuts.”
Today’s Joke: Is it a Compliment?
Joe: “My girlfriend complimented me on the way I come up with ideas.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘You have a mind like a steel trap. That’s illegal in most civilized countries.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe Disagrees with His Psychologist
Joe: “My psychologist told me I’m suffering from delusional thoughts.”
Pete: “What did you say to your Psychologist?”
Joe: “I said, ‘No I’m not. I’m enjoying every minute of them.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s a Slow Learner
Joe: “I learned something by sleeping nude.”
Pete: “What was that?”
Joe: “Flight attendants are not too understanding.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Better Change His Plans
Joe: “I told my girlfriend I could be anyone I wanted to be.”
Pete: “That’s inspiring. What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, “That doesn’t mean you can do identity theft.”
Today’s Joke: Joe, Take a Hint
Joe: My girlfriend is afraid of making a commitment.”
Pete: “Has she said so?
Joe: “We’ve been together for two years and she still hasn’t told me her name.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gets Some Unsettling News
Joe: “When I was 14 my dad told me I was adopted. I demanded to know who the identity of my biological parents.”
Pete: “What did your dad say?
Joe: “He said, ‘We are your biological parents. Your new parents will pick you up in 30 minutes.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s GF is Confused
Joe: “My girlfriend told me she doesn’t understand cloning?”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I said, ‘That makes two of us.'”
Today’s Joke: What’s Joe Up to With His Goldfish?
Joe: “I had a goldfish who could breakdance.”
Pete: “Really?”
Joe: “Yah. Only for ten seconds and only one time.”
