Joe: “My friend’s grandfather invented Lifesavers.”
Pete: “Tell me more.”
Joe: “Yah, he made a mint.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe is Writing a Book
Joe: “I’m writing a book and I’m making great progress.”
Pete: “How far along are you?”
Joe: “I’ve got the page numbers done.”
Today’s Joke:
Joe: “I feel sorry for my girlfriend.”
Pete: “What’s wrong, Joe.”
Joe: “She’s and archaeologist and her career is in ruins.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has a New Job
Joe: “I’ve got a new job as a maze designer and I love it.”
Pete: What do you love about it?”
Joe: “Not sure, but I get lost in my work.”
Joke of the Day:
Joe: “I lost my job as a tarot card reader.”
Pete: “How do you feel about that?”
Joe: “Terrible. I didn’t see it coming.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Schools Him
Joe: “My girlfriend told me I reminded her of TV commercials.”
Pete: “Did she say why?”
Joe: “Yah, she said she couldn’t believe a word I say.”
Joke of the Day: Joe Snoops on His Grandfather
Joe: “My grandfather is acting strange. Everyday at 3 he picks up the widow across the street and they take off. I followed them.”
Pete: “Where did they go?”
Joe: “The early bird special.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Reads His Girlfriend’s Journal
Joe: “I can’t believe what my girlfriend said about me in her journal.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said I had boundary issues.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Boss Stops by for a Chat
Joe: “My boss stopped by and chatted with me. I could tell he was lying.”
Pete: “How could you tell?”
Joe: “His lips were moving.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Goes for His Physical Exam
Joe: “I went for physical exam and my doctor said, ‘The best thing for you to do, is give up drinking.”
Pete: “What did you say.”
Joe: “I said, ‘I don’t deserve the best, what’s second best.'”
