Joe: “My girlfriend made a toast for me at my birthday party.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She toasted, ‘Here’s to another year of questionable decisions.'”
one-liners
Today’s Joke ~ Joe Finds Meaning In His Job
Joe: “I really like my job as a waiter.”
Pete: “Why is that?
Joe: “I feel like I bring a lot to the table.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Printer is Playing Music
Joe: “My printer is acting weird, music keeps coming from it.”
Pete: “Any idea what’s wrong?”
Joe: “I think it’s jamming.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Broke Up With Him
Joe: “My girlfriend broke up with me because I was constipated.”
Pete: “Did she give you a reason?”
Joe: “She told me I was so full of it.”
Today’s Joke ~ Joe’s Girlfriend Got a New Tattoo
Joe: “My girlfriend is a drummer in a rock band. She got a new tattoo.”
Pete: “What kind of tattoo?”
Joe: “I’m not sure, but she said it was cymbalic.
Today’s Joke – Joe Visits His Psychologist
Joe: “I saw my psychologist today and told him I was addicted to Twitter.”
Pete: “What did your psychologist say?”
Joe: “My psychologist looked at me and said, ‘I don’t follow you.'”
Today’s Joke ~ A Clean Joke to Make You Laugh
Laugh Along With Joe & Pete
Joe: “My dad wanted to retire from his job as a traffic cop.”
Pete: “Did he?”
Joe: His supervisor gave him the green light.
Today’s Joke ~ Start Your Day With Humor
Laugh Along with Joe & Pete
Joe: “My psychologist told me I had a gambling addiction.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘How much do you want to bet on that?”
