Joe: “My boss came into my cubicle and said, “You’ve been late 5 times this week. Do you know what that means?”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, that means it’s Friday.”
one-liners
Today’s Joke: Joe Went to See His Proctologist
Joe: “I went to my proctologist for an examination. He found a piece of lettuce sticking out my butt.”
Pete: “What did your proctologist say?”
Joe: “He said, “it’s only the tip of the iceberg.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Plays the Piano
Joe: “When I was young I could play piano by ear.”
Pete: “Do you still play piano?”
Joe: “Yah, but now I play it by hands.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Office Went Paperless, Oh, Oh
Joe: “My office went paperless.”
Pete: “How’s it working out?”
Joe: “Great, except when I go to the bathroom.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Has a Relationship Problem
Joe: “My girlfriend is upset with me. She said I ruined her birthday.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “That’s just it. I did nothing. I didn’t even know it was her birthday.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Seeks a Counselor’s Adv
Joe: “My girlfriend asked her counselor why I don’t show my feelings?”
Pete: “What did her counselor say?”
Joe: “He said, men don’t have any.”
Joke of the Day: Joe’s Seeing Spots
Joe: ‘I went to the optometrist because I was seeing spots and she prescribed new glasses.”
Pete: “Did they work?”
Joe: “Yah. Now, the sports are brighter and clearer.”
Joke of the Day: Joe has In-Law Problems
Joe: “I’d rather be bitten by a vicious dog than deal with my mother-in-law?”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “A vicious dog eventually lets go.”
Today’s Joke: Joe & His Girlfriend Found the Secret
Joe: “My girlfriend and I love dietary fiber.”
Pete: “You do?”
Joe: “Yes. It keeps our relationship bran new.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gives a Shoutout to Elevators
Joe: “I’m giving a shoutout to all elevators.”
Pete: “What for?”
Joe: “They pick me up when I’m feeling down.”
