Joe: “My boss told me I had management potential.”
Pete: “That’s great. Why did your boss say that?”
Joe: “Because I blame everyone else for my mistakes.”
one liners
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I went to see y psychologist today.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “It was going great until my psychologist said, ‘I forget to mention our session is being live streamed.'”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “When I was younger I played piano by ear.”
Pete: “Do you still play?”
Joe: “Yes, only now I use my hands.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I met a cab driver who told me he was his own boss and no one could tell him what to do.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “Take the next right.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “My girlfriend called me immature.”Â
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “Nothing. All I said was, “Let’s go visit my mommy and daddy.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “Pete, as they say in France, adios.”
Pete: “That’s not French, that’s Spanish.”
Pete: “I know. I just don’t speak French.”
Today’s Smile 😃
I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places.
My therapist told me to stop going to those places.
Today’s Smile 😃
A man seated at a bar turns to the man sitting next to him and says, “Hello, where are you from?”
The man next to him replies, “I’m from Ireland.”
The first man’s eyes widen as he replies, “Me too! What part of the city are you from?”
The second man replies, “I’m from Castletown, near Phoenix Park.”
The first man replies, “Me too! What’s the name of your grandmother?”
The second man replies, “Dorothy.”
The first man replies, “Wow, mine too!”
About that time, a new customer walks into the bar and asks the barkeep, “Hey Mac, what’s new?”
The barkeep replies, “Nothing much. The Thompson twins are drunk again.”
