Joe: “My girlfriend asked me to vacuum and I asked, ‘the whole apartment?'”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘No, just the floor.'”
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Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Wants to Break Up
Joe: “I think my girlfriend wants to break up with me.”
Pete: “What makes you think that?”
Joe: “Last night while we were watching TV she said, ‘Is it hot in here or is our relationship suffocating me?”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Doctor Gives Him Bad News – Sort of!
Joe: “My doctor told me I was going deaf.”
Pete: “How did you feel?”
Joe: “The news was hard for me to hear.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend is Having a Baby
Joe: “My girlfriend called me while I was at the bar and said, ‘I think the baby’s coming.'”
Pete: “What did you say.”
Joe: “I told her not to worry, he won’t get in, he’s underage.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Chiropractor Girlfriend Has a Sense of Humor
Joe: “My chiropractor girlfriend has a great sense of humor.”
Pete: “How so?”
Joe: “She always cracks me up.”
Today’s Joke:
Joe: “I have a new job, I’m working for an elevator company.”
Pete: “How’s it going?”
Joe: “It has its ups and downs.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Doesn’t Understand Why His Buddy Was Fired
Joe: “I’m upset. My buddy Tony got fired and he always went the extra mile.”
Pete: “What did he do?”
Joe: “He was a taxi driver.”
