Joe: “I saw a sign that said, ‘watch for children.’ It made me think.”
Pete: “What did you think about?”
Joe: “I thought it was a fair trade.”
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Today’s Joke
Joe: “I have an inferiority complex.”
Pete: “You do?”
Joe: “Yah, but it’s not a very good one.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My girlfriend is a big country fan. I tried to impress her with my knowledge.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told her the U.S. is 3.7 million square miles.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “I’m currently dating a twin.”
Pete: “How do you tell them apart?”
Joe: “Nicole has a small mole on her neck. Jack has a beard.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My co-worker’s doctor called him and told him he had good news and bad news.”
Pete: “What did the doctor say?”
Joe: “The doctor said, ‘You have 24 hours to live.’ My friend hollered, ‘If that’s the good news, what’s the bad?’ The doctor said, “I forgot to tell you this yesterday.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My science teacher girlfriend broke up with me.”
Pete: “Why did she breakup with you?”
Joe: “She said, there was no chemistry.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My boss asked me why I’m always drinking coffee.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, I like to make mistakes faster with more energy.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “I think I was hired because I’m a great motivator.”
Pete: “How so, Joe?”
Joe: “When I’m around everyone has to work twice as hard.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My ex girlfriend told me I’ll never amount to much because I procrastinate.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told her, ‘Just you wait and see.'”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My brother has two German Shepherds, Rolex and Cartier.”
Pete: “That’s nice.”
Joe: “They’re watch dogs.”
