Joe: “I told my wife I feel like traveling.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She checked our savings account and said, “Where? To work?”
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Joe: “I was went down by the river and asked a guy how I’d get to the other side.”
Pete: “What did he say?”
Joe: “He said I was on the other side.”
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Joe: “I complained to my wife that our son is spoiled.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, “Don’t worry about it. He smells just like the other kids.”
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Joe: “I went to the doctors with a suspicious looking mole.”
Pete: “What did the doctor say?”
Joe: “He said I should have left the mole in the garden, they all look the same.”
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Joe: “My job is very secure.”
Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?”
Joe: “No one else wants it.”
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Joe: “Yesterday at work, I did nothing.”
Pete: “What are you going to do today?”
Joe: “I’m going to finish what I was doing yesterday.”
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Joe: “I don’t mind going to work.”
Pete: “That’s good, Joe.”
Joe: “It’s the eight hours after I get to work, that drag.”
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Joe: “I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.”
Pete: Is it any good?”
Joe: “It’s impossible to put down!”
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Joe: “My girlfriend told me I’m like her laptop password.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said she her password is short and insecure.”
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Joe: “I waved at my boss as I left work.”
Pete: “How did your boss react?”
Joe: “My boss wasn’t impressed. Next time I’ll use all my fingers.”
