Joe: “I went to see my therapist and she said I have multiple personalities.”
Pete: ‘How’s the therapy working out?”
Joe: “She’s now charging me the group rate.”
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Today’s Smile
Joe: “I told my girlfriend no one understands me.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, ‘What do you mean by that.'”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My girlfriend accused me of being paranoid.”
Pete: “Did she say why?”
Joe: “She actually didn’t say it, but I know what she was thinking.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My girlfriend accused me of never finishing what I start. I proved her wrong.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “I finished a six-pack and a large pizza.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My girlfriend says I have a gambling addiction and she’s going to leave me.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “Nothing. I think she’s bluffing.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My wife said I always predicting the future and I needed help.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘I knew it.'”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My supervisor told me my narcissism causes me to misread social situations.”
Pete: “What did you think about that?”
Joe: “I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.”
Today’s Inspiration ~ There’s So Much to Enjoy
“Life does not come with instructions on how to live, but it does come with trees, sunsets, smiles and laughter, so enjoy your day.”
A Better Life ~ You Are Strong
If you’ve had the experience of suffering, you know you are strong. You know you overcame a dark moment in your life. You know you are stronger than you were before your suffering. Nothing can defeat you. Set your sails and head out of the harbor.
