Today's Smile

Joe: “My neighbor complained my dog was constantly barking in my front yard. I quickly put a stop to it.”

Pete: What did you do.”

Joe: “I put my dog in the back yard.”

Joe: “I got fired because I kept asking customers if they preferred smoking or non smoking.”

Pete: “That doesn’t seem fail.”

Joe: “Apparently the correct terms are cremation and burial.”

Joe: “I’m starting to say ‘mucho’ to all my Mexican co-workers.”

Pete: “Do they appreciate your gesture?”

Joe: “It means a lot to them.”

Joe: “I was playing blackjack with some rough guys. I had an 18 and said, ‘hit me.'”

Pete: “Did you win?“

Joe: “I don’t know, that was the last thing I remembered.”