Joe: “I’ve got a new job as a maze designer and I love it.”
Pete: What do you love about it?”
Joe: “Not sure, but I get lost in my work.”
One-Liners
Joke of the Day:
Joe: “I lost my job as a tarot card reader.”
Pete: “How do you feel about that?”
Joe: “Terrible. I didn’t see it coming.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Has a Relationship Problem
Joe: “My girlfriend is upset with me. She said I ruined her birthday.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “That’s just it. I did nothing. I didn’t even know it was her birthday.”
Today’s Joke: Does Joe Need a Compass?
Joe: “I told my girlfriend I get lost when I look into her eyes.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said she isn’t reading too much into it because I lost in a large department store, a city park, and on the metro.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Schools Him
Joe: “My girlfriend told me I reminded her of TV commercials.”
Pete: “Did she say why?”
Joe: “Yah, she said she couldn’t believe a word I say.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Girlfriend Seeks a Counselor’s Adv
Joe: “My girlfriend asked her counselor why I don’t show my feelings?”
Pete: “What did her counselor say?”
Joe: “He said, men don’t have any.”
Joke for Today: Joe’s Optometrist Girlfriend Has Vision Problems
Joe: “My optometrist girlfriend walked into a trash can.”
Pete: “How did she do that?”
Joe: “She didn’t see it coming.”
Joke of the Day: Joe’s Seeing Spots
Joe: ‘I went to the optometrist because I was seeing spots and she prescribed new glasses.”
Pete: “Did they work?”
Joe: “Yah. Now, the sports are brighter and clearer.”
Joke of the Day: Joe Snoops on His Grandfather
Joe: “My grandfather is acting strange. Everyday at 3 he picks up the widow across the street and they take off. I followed them.”
Pete: “Where did they go?”
Joe: “The early bird special.”
Joke of the Day: Joe has In-Law Problems
Joe: “I’d rather be bitten by a vicious dog than deal with my mother-in-law?”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “A vicious dog eventually lets go.”
