Joe: “My boss said, ‘I’m looking for constructive criticism. I want you to be frank with me.'”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “I’d have to go to court first and request a name change.”
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Today’s Joke: Joe’s Pick Up Line Falls Flat
Joe: “I met this girl at a bar and I gave her my best pickup line. She started laughing and turned away from me.,
Pete: “What line did you use?”
Joe: “I said, ‘Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?'”
Today’s Joke: Joe Got Kicked Out of His Club
Joe: “I’ve been kicked out of Peripheral Vision Club”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “All I know is I didn’t see it coming.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Joins a Self Help Group
Joe: “Six months ago I joined a self-help group for anti-social people.”
Pete: “How’s it working out?”
Joe: “No idea. We haven’t met yet.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Tries to Console a Widow
Joe: “I went a co-workers wake last night and I said, plethora to his widow.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, “Thanks, that means a lot.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Friend Had Bad Luck
Joe: “My friend’s bakery burned down last night.”
Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe.”
Joe: “For sure, his business is now toast.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Dropping His Night Class
Joe: “I dropped out of my biology night class.”
Pete: “Did you have a work conflict?”
Joe: “No. I think the professor had two many skeletons in hsi closet.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has an Illogical F
Joe: “My psychologist told me my fear of speed bumps is illogical.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “With a little time i’ll tet over it.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Picky About His Food
Joe: “I really enjoy eating snails.”
Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?”
Joe: “It’s not fast food.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Needs to Get a Life
Joe: “I tried to catch fog yesterday.”
Pete: “Were you able to do that?”
Joe: “I mist.”
