Joe: “My dad told me I wouldn’t amount to much because I procrastinate.”
Pete: “What did you say to your Dad?”
Joe: “I said, “Just you wait.”
comedy
Today’s Joke: Does Joe Qualify for a Spelling Bee?
Joe: “I thin icy is the easiest word to spell.”
Pete: “You sure about that?”
Joe: “When I think about it, I see why.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Is Willing to Go A Long Way
Joe: “I have an incredible sex drive.”
Pete: “You do?”
Joe: “Yah, my girlfriend lives 100 miles (160 km) away.”
Today’s Joke:
Joe: “I can’t joke around with my brother, Sam.”
Pete: “He doesn’t have a sense of humor?”
Joe: “Sam’s a kleptomaniac and he always takes things literally.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Joined a Support Group
Joe: “I’ve joined a support group for impatient people.”
Pete: “Good for you, Joe.”
Joe: “I can’t wait for our next meeting.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Not a Day Dreamer
Joe: “I stopped day dreaming at work.”
Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?”
Joe: “My mind keeps wandering.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Was a Street Mime in Vegas
Joe: “When I was younger I was a street mime in Vegas.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “It’s only now that I can talk about it.”
Today’s Joke: Joe is Changing His Diet
Joe: “I’m giving up my vegetarian diet.”
Pete: “Why? You’ve only been on it for a few days.”
Pete: “They’re harder to catch than cows.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Had His Car Waxed
Joe: “I just had my car waxed.”
Pete: “How does it look?”
Joe: “I had no idea it could get so hairy.”
Today’s Joke: Will Joe Take the Advice?
Joe: “My psychologist told me I can conquer my fear of buffets.”
Pete: “What did your psychologist tell you to do?”
Joe: “he said the first thing I had to do was to help myselfl.”
