Laugh Along With Joe & Pete
Joe: “My dad wanted to retire from his job as a traffic cop.”
Pete: “Did he?”
Joe: His supervisor gave him the green light.
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Today’s Joke ~ Start Your Day With Humor
Laugh Along with Joe & Pete
Joe: “My psychologist told me I had a gambling addiction.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘How much do you want to bet on that?”
Today’s Joke ~ Start Your Day With a Bit of Humor
Laugh Along With Joe & Pete
Joe: “My girlfriend and I were at a restaurant and the waitress was flirting with me,”
Pete: “What did your girlfriend say?”
Joe: “She said, “The waitress must have COVID, she obviously has no taste.”
Today’s Joke ~ Start Your Day With a bit of Humor
Bring Humor into Your Life
Joe: “My girlfriend dumped me because I collect magazines.”
Pete: “Was that her only reason?”
Joe: “She said I had too many issues.”
Today’s Joke – Start Your Day with Humor
Laughter is the Best Medicine
Joe: “I will never date a tennis player.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “Love will mean nothing to her.”
Joke of the Day ~ Start Your Day With a Laugh
Laughter is the Best Medicine
Joe: “I’m going to Las Vegas with my doctor.”
Pete: “What’s her speciality?”
Joe: “She’s a cardiologist.”
Joke of the Day – Start Your Day off With a Laugh
Laughter is the Best Medicine
Joe: “The New York Times is interviewing my janitor friend, Mike.”
Pete: “Why are they interviewing him?”
Joe: “He knows where all the dirt is.”
Joke of the Day
Laugh Along With Joe and Pete
Joe: “I told my son his brain was an app.”
Pete: “Why did you do that?”
Joe: “I was hoping he’d use it.”
Joke of the Day
Laugh Along With Joe and Pete
Joe: “I don’t like my son’s biology teacher.”
Pete: “Why not?”
Joe: “He has lots of skeletons in his closet.”
Joke of the Day
Laugh Along With Joe and Pete
Joe: “Some bald guy stopped me on the street and asked if I knew where he could buy a toupee.”
Pete: “Did you know?”
Joe: “I said, ‘Not off the top of my head.'”
