Joe: “My girlfriend was depressed. She said she felt like she was falling in a bottomless pit.”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I said, ‘At least you won’t hit your head.'”
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Really Joe as we say here in the emerald isle well I do anyway your as thick as two short planks she wont hit her head indeed Joe i dont think that you were thinking 🤣🤣
Poor Joe. I don’t know why his GF sticks with him. Maybe she has Stockholm syndrome. LOL. Love sometimes turns the brain off then it’s a wild ride down the mountain. Keep your sense of humor. You give me a smile. Ray
Let me keep you smiling was in killarney co Kerry the weekend and of course us ladies as usual deciding what I should wear decided to wear my flat whites and red dress off we go and as I’m walking down the busy streets of killarney a voice more so a drawl a lady in red I turn and he smiles he says to my friend is she a trucker the bloody godamn cheek of him I said what makes you think I’m a trucker he replies cause I’m a Texan trucker you like America I said never been there mind I saw the funny side of it he told me he had been drinking brandy and port all day I told him he should tag along with us for a good laugh he declined he was tired and going to bed I’m still wondering what made him think I was a trucker 🤣🤣🤣
Maybe the hot Texas sun got to his brain. It’s going over 100F today. At the moment it’s a chilly 95. LOL He was paying you a compliment in rough kind of way. You probably came across to him as a woman who could take care of herself and enjoyed a beer. Most Texas guys would put you high on their list.
Oh wow you Texans know how to charm a lady I’m gonna have to post my new poem the Texas trucker yeah
There’s a saying in Texas, “When you meet a lady, you treat her like a queen.”