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Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the hydrant.

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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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Today’s Smile 😀

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Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

A. I don’t know and I don’t care.

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I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.

He said he couldn’t complain.

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Just burned 2,000 calories.

That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red Paint

Today’s Smile 😀

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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A chameleon’s wife was asking the chameleon for a divorce. The chameleon, with a devastated look on his face, asked, “Why? What’s wrong? We seemed to be getting on so well.”

His wife answered, “You’ve changed.”

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Funny but True Advertisements!

Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

Snow blower for sale…only used on snowy days.

Free puppies…part German shepherd part dog.

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Q: What did one flea say to the other?

A: Should we walk or take a dog?

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