Q: What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown?
A: “Does this taste funny to you?”
Jokes
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who doesn’t think they’re smart, stand up!”
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re not smart, Mike?”
“No, ma’am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”
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A man walks into a bar and itās empty ā itās just him and the bartender. He sits down and orders a drink.
He hears someone whisper, āPssstā¦I like your tie.ā The man looks around but doesnāt see anyone.
āPssstā¦that color looks nice on you.ā
He asks the bartender, āExcuse me, butā¦are you speaking to me?ā
The bartender rolls his eyes and says, āNo, sorry about that. Itās the peanutsā¦ theyāre complimentary.ā
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Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning youāll rise and shine!
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A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: āWell? Are you still coughing?ā
The patient replies: āNo. Iām afraid to.āĀ
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My old aunts would come and tease me at weddings, āWell Sarah? Do you think youāll be next?ā
Weāve settled this quickly – Iāve started doing the same to them at funerals.
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I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
I don’t know Y.
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Laugh a Little
A horse walks into a bar…
The bartender says, “Hey.”
The horse replies, “Sure.”
