Joe: “I have a new job, I have four hundred people under me.”
Pete: “Great, Joe. What do you do?”
Joe: “I cut grass at the cemetery.”
clean jokes
Today’s Smile
Joe: “I gave a shout out to my grandmother.”
Pete: “That was nice, what was the occasion?”
Joe: “That’s the only way she can hear.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I wanted to be the sun in her life. I said, yes.”
Pete: “That was nice, Joe.”
Joe: “Then she said, ‘Stay 93 million miles away from me.'”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “My neighbor complained my dog was constantly barking in my front yard. I quickly put a stop to it.”
Pete: What did you do.”
Joe: “I put my dog in the back yard.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “I got fired because I kept asking customers if they preferred smoking or non smoking.”
Pete: “That doesn’t seem fail.”
Joe: “Apparently the correct terms are cremation and burial.”
Today’s Smile
Joe: “I’m starting to say ‘mucho’ to all my Mexican co-workers.”
Pete: “Do they appreciate your gesture?”
Joe: “It means a lot to them.”
Today’s Smile 😃Â
Joe: “I was playing blackjack with some rough guys. I had an 18 and said, ‘hit me.'”
Pete: “Did you win?“
Joe: “I don’t know, that was the last thing I remembered.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I interviewed for a job as an air traffic controller and I was asked if I could perform under pressure.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “No, but I can perform Mozart’s clarinet concerto.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I told my boss I was quitting if he didn’t give me a raise. He said, ‘You know where the door is.;”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘Well, actually, I don’t.'”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I said to my supervisor, ‘Can I have a week off the first week of August? He said, ‘It’s May.'”
Pete: “What did your supervisor say?”
Joe: ” I said, ‘Sorry, May I have a week off the first week of August?'”
