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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red Paint

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Why did the coffee file a police report?

It got mugged.

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A chameleon’s wife was asking the chameleon for a divorce. The chameleon, with a devastated look on his face, asked, “Why? What’s wrong? We seemed to be getting on so well.”

His wife answered, “You’ve changed.”

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Funny but True Advertisements!

Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.

Snow blower for sale…only used on snowy days.

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Q: What did one flea say to the other?

A: Should we walk or take a dog?

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Q: Why do dogs run in circles?

A: Because it’s hard to run in squares!

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Someone stole my mood ring.

I don’t know how I feel about that.

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I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.

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What’s the definition of a Russian string quartet?

A Soviet orchestra back from a US tour.

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A man walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia.

Librarian: “They’re right behind you!!”

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