Joe: “My girlfriend started a long distance relationship with me.”
Pete: “Why is that?”
Joe: “She calls it a restraining order.”
Comedy fun
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Joe: “I know it’s time for me to take a vacation.”
Pete: “How do you know that, Joe?”
Joe: “I’m beginning to look like my photo on my driver’s license.”
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Joe: “My wife and went to a marriage counselor and all she did was complain.”
Pete: “What was she complaining about.”
Joe: “She said we had the perfect marriage until my girlfriend started dating her boyfriend.”
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Joe: “My wife was upset. She said I don’t listen to her. She was so wrong.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I asked her if she knew the score of last night’s game.”
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Joe: “My wife told our marriage counselor that I don’t buy her flowers.”
Pete: “What did  you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘I didn’t know she was selling flowers.'”
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Joe: “My psychologist told me I had to stop trying to please others all the time.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘Sure, if it makes you happy.'”
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Joe: “When I was a kid I loved making sandcastles with my grandfather. But my mom made me stop.”
Pete: “What happened?
Joe: “She took my grandfather’s urn away.”
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Joe: “I saw a psychologist to treat my swollen ego.”
Pete: “How did it work out?”
Joe: “I think it worked. I’m feeling and looking much better than everyone I met today.”
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Joe: “There’s no point in going to a child psychologist.”
Pete: “Why is that, Joe?”
Joe: “They’re too young.”
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Joe: “My boss called me into her office and asked me if I’d like to relocate.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘Sure, where would you like me to sit.'”
