funny jokes

Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter?

A. Sue.

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Two couples at a retirement community were sipping iced tea one afternoon.  Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife.

“What’s it called,” Pete asked.

After thinking for a few seconds Harry said, “What are those good smelling flowers called?”

“Do you mean a rose?” asked Pete.

“Yes, that’s it,” said Harry. Harry glanced at his wife and said, “Rose what’s that restaurant we went to the other night?”

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

A. I don’t know and I don’t care.

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I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.

He said he couldn’t complain.

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Just burned 2,000 calories.

That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.

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