funny

 I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well actually, it’s more of a wrap.

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Question: Why can’t a bike stand on its own?

Answer: It’s two tired.

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If you want to catch a squirrel just climb a tree and act like a nut.

Question: What are shark’s two most favorite words?

Answer: Man overboard!

Question: How do trees get online?

Answer: They just log on!

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Question: Why are skeletons so calm?

Answer: Because nothing gets under their skin.

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Question: Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Answer: Because they are easy to see through.

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I have a fear of speed bumps.

But I am slowly getting over it.

Question: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Anwer: Because they make up everything.

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