Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.”
funny
Today’s Smile 😃
“I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Police officer: Can you identify yourself, sir?
Driver pulls out his mirror and says: Yes, it’s me.
Today’s Smile 😃
Mom: “Jeffrey, do you think I’m a bad mother?”
Son: “Mom, my name is Tom.”
Today’s Smile 😃
A thief broke into the police headquarters during the night and took all the toilets.
Cops report they have nothing to go on.
Today’s Smile 😃
“A man is at the funeral of an old friend. He approaches the dead man’s wife, and asks if he could say a word.
The wife says that yes, he could. The man stands up, clears his throat, and says ‘Plethora.’
The wife smiles, and says ‘Thank you, that means a lot.'”
