“Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?”
“Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat.”
funny
Today’s Smile 😃
I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job.
When I got home all the signs were there.
Today’s Smile 😃
“I’m going to donate my body to science, and keep my Dad happy.
He always wanted me to go to medical school.”
Today’s Smile 😃
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles.”
“She did,” he replied. “But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?”
Today’s Smile 😃
Q: Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?
A: Spruce Springsteen
Today’s Smile 😃
“I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister.”
Today’s Smile 😃
“I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, ‘Well, that’s not going to happen.'”
