Bring Humor into Your Life
Joe: “My girlfriend dumped me because I collect magazines.”
Pete: “Was that her only reason?”
Joe: “She said I had too many issues.”
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Today’s Joke – Begin Your Day with a Laugh
Start Your Day with Today’s Joke
Joe: “My lactose intolerant girlfriend broke up with me.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “She said my jokes were too cheesy.”
Today’s Joke – Clean Humor to Start Your Day
Joe: “I text my girlfriend a photo of an x-ray of my chest.”
Pete: “Why did you do that?”
Joe: “I wanted to show her my heart was in the right place.”
Joke of the Day
Laugh Along With Joe and Pete
Joe: “I told my son his brain was an app.”
Pete: “Why did you do that?”
Joe: “I was hoping he’d use it.”
Joke of the Day
Laugh Along with Joe and Pete
Joe: “I can tell when people are judgmental.”
Pete: “How do you do that?”
Joe: “Just by looking at them.”
Joke of the Day
Laugh Along with Joe and Pete
Joe: “I told my girlfriend she wasn’t cut out to be a mime.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said, “Was it something I said?”
Joke of the Day
Laugh Along with Joe and Pete
Joe: “My girlfriend said she is giving up drinking.”
Pete: “Good for her.”
Joe: “I’m worried she’ll dehydrate.”
Joke of the Day
Laugh Along with Joe and Pete
Joe: “I read the bottom line during my eye exam: Z W I X O S T A C Z.”
Pete: “That must have been hard.”
Joe: “I was easy. I work with a Polish guy with the same name.”
Joke of the Day
Laugh Along With Joe and Pete
Joe: “My boss came by my cubicle and saw me staring out the window. He asked me what I was doing?”
Pete: “What did you say?
Joe: “I told him I was lost in thought and it was unfamiliar territory.”
Joke of the Day
Joe: “I got fired because my boss didn’t like my excuse for being late.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “I was doing an online search for a new job and lost track of the time.”
