Joe: “I won a $1000 in the lottery and I decided to give a quarter of it to charity.”
Pete: “That’s generous of you, Joe.”
Joe: “Now I have $999.75.”
Joe and Pete
Today’s Joke: Joe Sees His Psychologist
Joe: “My psychologist told me that I like to pursue damaged people and help them.”
Pete: “What did you say to your psychologist?”
Joe: “I said, ‘You do Too.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe Wants Children?
Joe: “I think I’d like to have kids one day.”
Pete: “Really?”
Joe: “I don’t think I could stand them any longer than that.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Got Relationship Issues
Joe: “My girlfriend treats me like God.”
Pete: “How so?”
Joe: “She ignores me until she wants something.”
