Joe: “My girlfriend and I went on a trip to a postcard factory last weekend end.”
Pete: “How was it?”
Joe: “Nothing to write home about.”
Joe: “My girlfriend and I went on a trip to a postcard factory last weekend end.”
Pete: “How was it?”
Joe: “Nothing to write home about.”
Joe: “I went to our library and asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia.”
Pete: “Did they?”
Joe: “Yah. They were right behind me.”
Joe: “I broke up with my girlfriend and texted her, “You can take me off of speed dial.”
Pete: “Did she respond?”
Joe: “She text back, “Who is this?”