Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Go on a Trip

Joe: “My girlfriend and I went on a trip to a postcard factory last weekend end.”

Pete: “How was it?”

Joe: “Nothing to write home about.”

Today’s Joke: This Will Keep Joe Awake

Joe: “I went to our library and asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia.”

Pete: “Did they?”

Joe: “Yah. They were right behind me.”

Today’s Joke: Joe Had a Bad Breakup

Joe: “I broke up with my girlfriend and texted her, “You can take me off of speed dial.”

Pete: “Did she respond?”

Joe: “She text back, “Who is this?”

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