Joe: “My girlfriend said she’s a compulsive liar.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “Nothing. I don’t believe her.”
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Joe: “I was raised as an only child.”
Pete: “How was that?”
Joe: “I like it, but it was annoying to my brother.”
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Joe: “My ninety-nine year old uncle gets upset every time he goes to his local diner for breakfast.”
Pete: “How so, Joe?”
Joe: “When he orders they ask for the money up front.”
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Joe: “My professor at my night class told me I procrastinate too much.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told my professor, ‘Let me think about that for a week or so.'”
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Joe: “I was sitting at a bar when my proctologist walked in.”
Pete: “What did he say?”
Joe: “He asked me if the stool next to me was taken.”
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Joe: “My girlfriend told me the last thing she wanted to do was hurt me.”
Pete: “That’s nice.”
Joe: “But, she added, it’s still on her to do list.”
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Joe: “There have been a lot of break-ins in the parking garage where I work.
Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe.”
Joe: “It’s wrong on lots of levels.”
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Joe: “My brother, Jim was diagnosed with multiple personalities.”
Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe.”
Joe: “It’s working out, he’s good people.”
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Joe: “I was reading where one out three people cheat in a relationship.”
Pete: “That’s horrible, Joe.”
Joe: “For sure. I don’t know if it’s my wife or girlfriend.”
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Joe: “I used to think the brain was the most important organ.”
Pete: “it’s not?”
Joe: “Well, consider who’s telling that.”
