Joe: “My boss told me to set up the company’s 401K.
Pete: “How’s it going?”
Joe: “Terrible. I’ll never be able to run that far.”
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Joe: “My girlfriend told me she can tell when I’m lying.”
Pete: “What did she say.”
Joe: “She says my lips are moving.”
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Joe: “I just got back from a pleasure trip.”
Pete: “Where’d you go.”
Joe: “I took my ex to the airport.”
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Joe: “My girlfriend and I went to a lecture on kleptomania.”
Pete: “Was it interesting.”
Joe: “I took a lot from it.”
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Joe: “I picked up a hitchhiker on my way home. He asked me what was in the box I had on the back seat.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told him I got a new laptop for my girlfriend. He said, “Nice trade.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I got fired from my job at the orange juice factory.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “I just couldn’t concentrate.”
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Joe: “I asked my wife if she fantasizes about me.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She she fantasizes about my putting the toilet seat down and picking up my clothes.
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Joe: “I made dinner for two last night.”
Pete: “I see things working out with your new girlfriend.”
Joe: “I ending up eating both meals.”
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Joe: “I spent last night deciding what are my three favorite things.”
Pete: “What did you decide, Joe?”
Joe: “My three favorite things are eating my family and hating commas.”
