Joe: “Whenever it rains, my wife just stands at the window looking kind of sad.”
Pete: “Is something bothering her?”
Joe: “Do you think I should let her in?”
laugh out loud
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “When I was a kid, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive.”
Pete: “That’s amazing.”
Joe: “Yah, it’s a good thing my older brother told me about it.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I told my boss the salary I make doesn’t come close to the effort I put into my work.”
Pete: “What did your boss say?”
Joe: “He said, ‘I know, but I don’t want you to starve.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: ” I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places.”
Pet: “That’s too bad. What did the doctor say?”
Joe: “He told me to stop going to those places.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I’m addicted to brake fluid.”
Pete: “That’s terrible.”
Joe: “No problem, I can stop whenever I want.
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I got a job at a paperless office.”
Pete: “How’s it working out?
Joe: “Everything was great until I needed to use the bathroom.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Our computers went down at work today, so we had to do everything manually.”
Pete: “How did you handle it, Joe?”
Joe: “The worse part it took me 20 minutes to shuffle the cards for Solitaire.”
