Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don’t know and I don’t care.
Q. What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
A. I don’t know and I don’t care.
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?
A: Red Paint
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
A chameleon’s wife was asking the chameleon for a divorce. The chameleon, with a devastated look on his face, asked, “Why? What’s wrong? We seemed to be getting on so well.”
His wife answered, “You’ve changed.”
Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed.
Snow blower for sale…only used on snowy days.
Free puppies…part German shepherd part dog.
Q:Â What did one flea say to the other?
A:Â Should we walk or take a dog?
Someone stole my mood ring.
I don’t know how I feel about that.