Joe: “My girlfriend and I had an argument. She claimed I was a cheapskate.”
Pete: “How did you respond to her?”
Joe: “I told her I’m not buying her argument.”
Quick Laughs
Today’s Joke: Joe Gives His GF Advice
Joe: “My girlfriend asked my advice because she’s trying to decide being a hair stylist or a short story writer.”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “I told her to flip a coin, heads or tales.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Blew His Chemistry Exam
Joe: “in my chemistry class in night school I had to write a 500 summary on acid.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “My laptop turned into a vicious German shepherd, and my desk turned into an elevator shaft.
Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Go on a Trip
Joe: “My girlfriend and I went on a trip to a postcard factory last weekend end.”
Pete: “How was it?”
Joe: “Nothing to write home about.”
Today’s Joke: This Will Keep Joe Awake
Joe: “I went to our library and asked the librarian if they had any books about paranoia.”
Pete: “Did they?”
Joe: “Yah. They were right behind me.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Had a Bad Breakup
Joe: “I broke up with my girlfriend and texted her, “You can take me off of speed dial.”
Pete: “Did she respond?”
Joe: “She text back, “Who is this?”
