Joe: “My science teacher girlfriend broke up with me.”
Pete: “Why did she breakup with you?”
Joe: “She said, there was no chemistry.”
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Joe: “I got into an argument with co-workers, 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9.”
Pete: “How did it work out?”
Joe: “Not well. The odds were against me.”
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Joe: “My girlfriend asked if I knew the difference between arguing with me and a knife.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I didn’t know. She said, “At least a knife has a point.”
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Joe: “My girlfriend and I went hiking. We got in an argument and she threw her GPS device at me.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “I told her, “Thanks, now I know where I stand.”
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Joe: “My computer crashed after I spent two hours working on my paper for my night class.”
Pete: “What are you going to do?”
Joe: “Looks like I’ll have to put my name and date at the top of page again.”
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Joe: “I asked this woman at work for a date.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “The date was delicious. But I didn’t get a date.”
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Joe: “My online dating profile says I’m paid to travel and have direct responsibility for hundreds of people.”
Pete: “How’s it working for you?”
Joe: “Not to too well. The women I meet get turned off when they learn I’m a bus driver.”
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Joe: “I broke up with my seismologist girlfriend.”
Pete: “Why? I thought you guys were getting along.”
Joe: “Trouble is, she was always looking for faults.”
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Joe: “I’m looking for new job. I can’t take my boss’s bad language.”
Pete: “What did you boss say?”
Joe: “You’re fired.”
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Joe: “When I got to work today, my boss cornered me and said, ‘You missed work yesterday.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Pete: “I said, ‘Not really.'”
