Joe: “I went on a blind date with a beautiful woman. I asked her to text me when she got home.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “I think she must be homeless, I haven’t received a text in a week.”
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Joe: “I don’t date on the 2, 3, 5, 7, 11, or 13th of the month.
Pete: “Why’s that, Joe? Are you superstitious?”
Joe: “It’s my prime dating rule.”
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Joe: “My best friend gave me bad news yesterday.”
Pete: “What did he say?”
Joe: “He said, ‘Your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.'”
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Joe: “A gang broke into the police station and stole all the toilets.”
Pete: “Did the police catch the gang?”
Joe: “The police said they have nothing to go on.”
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Joe: “Do you hate it when people answer their own questions?”
Pete: “I haven’t thought about it.”
Joe: “Well, I do.”
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Joe: “Yesterday, there were a lot of car break-ins at the parking garage.”
Pete: “Is that so?”
Joe: “It was wrong on so many levels.”
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Joe: “I went shopping for camouflage pants.”
Pete: “Did you get a pair?”
Joe: “No, I couldn’t find any.”
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Joe: “I sued the airlines for losing my luggage.”
Pete: “How did it turn out?”
Joe: I lost my case.”
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Joe: “My mom says that the best way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.”
Pete: “That’s nice.”
Joe: “It’s not working out. Her malpractice suit isn’t going so well.”
