Today’s Smile 😃 Comedy

Joe: “I kissed a perfect 10, but there was a problem.”

Pete: “What was that, Joe?”

Joe: “The mirror was really cold on my lips.”

Joe: “My dad is suffering from seizures.”

Pete: “That’s too bad, Joe.”

Joe: “So far they’ve take his car, iPhone, and house.”

Joe: “My grandpa asked how to print from his computer and I told him to push control p.”

Pete: “Did it work for him?”

Joe: “He said, he hasn’t been able to do that for years.”

Joe: “I got into a fight with my acupuncturist and stabbed him.”

Pete: “What happened?”

Joe: “He said he never felt better.”

Joe: “When I kiss a woman I always close my eyes.”

Pete: “Why is that, Joe?”

Joe: “That way, I don’t get pepper spray in my eyes.”

Joe: “I asked my wife why the coffee was so strong this morning.”

Pete: “What did she say?”

Joe: “She said it was doing the French press.”

Joe: “My girlfriend told me she was attracted to men with power.”

Pete: “What did you say to her?”

Joe: “I said, ‘That’s nice, I just paid my electric bill.'”

Joe: “I always ask the same question on first dates. It always gets their attention.”

Pete: “What is it?”

Joe: “Are you a serial killer?”

Joe: “When I was staying at a hotel I asked the receptionist for a wake up call.”

Pete: “What did she say?”

Joe: “You drink too much.”