Joe: “My friend’s grandfather invented Lifesavers.”
Pete: “Tell me more.”
Joe: “Yah, he made a mint.”
One-Liners
Today’s Joke: Joe Plays the Piano
Joe: “When I was young I could play piano by ear.”
Pete: “Do you still play piano?”
Joe: “Yah, but now I play it by hands.”
Today’s Joke: Joe is Writing a Book
Joe: “I’m writing a book and I’m making great progress.”
Pete: “How far along are you?”
Joe: “I’ve got the page numbers done.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Wonders if Was Adopted
Joe: “I asked my dad if I was adopted.”
Pete: “What did he say?”
Joe: “He said, no I wasn’t, but when I was young they put ads in paper to see if they could get any takers.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Office Went Paperless, Oh, Oh
Joe: “My office went paperless.”
Pete: “How’s it working out?”
Joe: “Great, except when I go to the bathroom.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Wants to Leave Work Early
Joe: “I asked my boss if I could leave work early and he said yes if I made up the time.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “Eleventy past seventeen.”
Today’s Joke: Joe & His Girlfriend Try a New Restaurant
Joe: “My girlfriend and I went to a new restaurant called, Karma.”
Pete: “How was it?”
Joe: “There was no menu, you get what you deserve.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Quit His Job
Joe: “I quit my job at the muffler factory.”
Pete: “Why did you quit?”
Joe: “It was too exhaustive.”
Today’s Joke: There a Reason Joe Won’t Land His Dream Job
Joe: “My dream job is to be an engineer. I don’t think it will happen.”
Pete: “Why?”
Joe: “I’ve burned too many bridges.”
Today’s Joke:
Joe: “I feel sorry for my girlfriend.”
Pete: “What’s wrong, Joe.”
Joe: “She’s and archaeologist and her career is in ruins.”
