Joe: “I’ll have a short story coming out.”
Pete: “That’s great news. When will it come out.”
Joe: “Soon, I hope. I shouldn’t have eaten it.
Comedy
Today’s Joke: Joe breaks up with his girlfriend 
Joe: “I broke up with my girlfriend because she was always trying to put me down .”
Pete: “ Why was she always trying to put you down?”
Joe; “I think it was because of her work, she is a veterinarian.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Takes His Parents to the Airport
Joe: “My parents were visiting and I drove them to the airport today.”
Pete: “That;s nice. When does their flight leave?”
Joe: “In 48 hours.”
Today’s Joke: Joe and His GF Go Out for a Romantic Dinner.
Joe: “I took my girlfriend to an expensive restaurant for a romantic dinner. Half way through the dinner she asked me say something that would get her excited.”
Pete What did you say?
Joe: “I forgot my wallet.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Inhales Nitrus Oxide at Work
Joe: “I inhaled nitrous oxide during a staff meeting at work. My boss fired me.”
Pete: “Why did you inhale nitrous oxide?”
Joe: “I have no idea, but it was funny at the time.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s grandpa visits, what could go wrong?
Joe: “ My grandpa spent the weekend with us and he has a blackeye..”
Pete: “ What happened?”
Joe: “I knew his room was too small for a cuckoo clock. “
Today’s Joke: Joe Had Troubles Sleeping
Joe: “I couldn’t sleep last night.”
Pete: “Why couldn’t you sleep?”
Joe: “I was so hot I set the smoke detectors off.”
Today’s joke: Joe helps his girlfriend
Joe: “My girlfriend has allergies and she is also diabetic so I try to cheer her up.”
Pete: “What did you do to cheer her up?”
Joe: “I bought her a dozen roses and a box of chocolates.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Dad was in the Army
Joe: “My dad was in the army and my brother and me moved a lot.”
Pete: “Was it hard?”
Joe: “Yah, he was shooting at us.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Gives His Boss Some Advice
Joe: “My boss stopped by my cubicle and said, “I want to talk.”
Pete: “Were you in trouble? What did you say to your boss?”
Joe: “I said, “Just keep practicing.”
