Joe: My girlfriend and I decided to binge our favorite show and watch the episodes back to back.”
Pete: “How did it work out?”
Joe: “Not to good. I sat with my back to the TV while she watched all the episodes.”
Comedy
Today’s Joke: Joe Describes his GF
Joe: “My girlfriend has a good head on her shoulders.”
Pete: “That’s a nice compliment.”
Joe: “Problem is, she has no neck.”
Today’s Joke:
Joe: “My night school teacher gave me an F and accused me of plagiarism.”
Pete: “Did you have any defense?”
Joe: “I told her, ‘Why should I get in trouble for something I didn’t do?”
Today’s Joke: Joe Loves His Morning Joe
Joe: “My girlfriend said she figured out why I drink so much coffee.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She told me reason I drink so much coffee was that I like to make mistakes and do it faster.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Likes His Beer
Joe: “My girlfriend complained that I drink beer every day.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘You’re wrong. I only drink at night.'”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Company Went Paperless.
Joe: “The place where I work went totally paperless.”
Pete: “How’s it working out?”
Joe: “Great, unless you have to use the toilet.”
Today’s Joke:
Joe: “I was offered a job as a blackjack dealer at the casino.”
Pete: “Are you going to take it?”
Joe: “No. I was offered a better deal.”
Today’s Joke: Joe’s Cop Buddy Mike Should Have Stayed at the Police Academy
Joe: “My buddy Mike is a cop and he busted a mime today.”
Pete: “Did he read him his rights?”
Joe: “Only partially. He said he didn’t have to tell him to remain silent.”
Today’s Joke: Joe Has a Relationship Problem
Joe: “My girlfriend told me I had a lot of growing up to do?”
Pete: “What did you say to her?”
Joe: “Nothing. I stayed in the closet until she left for work.”
Today’s Joke: Joe and Batteries Have a Lot in Common.
Joe: “I empathize with batteries.”
Pete: “How so, Joe?”
Joe: “I’m not included in anything either.
