Joe: “My ex texted me and said, ‘Wish you were here.'”
Pete: “That’s nice. Where was she?”
Joe: “Walking through a cemetery.”
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Joe: “My girlfriend and I went hiking and made it to the top of a mountain.”
Pete: “Did you have fun?”
Joe: “Everything went downhill after that.”
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Joe: “My girlfriend asked me when I wanted to get married.”
Pete: “What did  you say?”
Joe: “Apparently, ‘when I meet the right girl’ was the wrong answer.
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Joe: “My girlfriend got me a get better soon card.”
Pete: “That’s nice, Joe. I didn’t know you were sick.”
Joe: “I wasn’t. She just wanted wanted me to get better.”
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Joe: “My girlfriend broke up with me.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said she’ll always treasure her original misconceptions of me.”
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Joe: “There’s a great new machine at my gym. I got sick after using it for an hour.”
Pete: “Will you use it again?”
Joe: “Probably, it’s got everything, espressos, lattes, chips, chocolates.” Â
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Joe: “I wasn’t hungry when I went to McDonald’s, so I ate a kid’s meal.”
Pete: “How did it work out?”
Joe: “The kid’s mother was really angry.”
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Joe: “I had a panic attack that I was shrinking, so I went to my doctor.”
Pete: “What did your doctor say?”
Joe: “My doctor told me to calm down and be a little patient.”
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Joe: “My psychic cancelled my appointment for next week.”
Pete: “Did she say why?”
Joe: “She said I wouldn’t be able to make it.”
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Joe: “I asked the IT guy at work how to make a motherboard.”
Pete: “Did he tell you?”
Joe: “He said, ‘I just tell my mom about my job.'”
