Joe: “I used to be indecisive.”
Pete: “Why’s that, Joe?”
Joe: “I’m not sure.”
Joe: “My wife accused me of being immature.”
Pete: “What did you say.”
Joe: “I was kind. I asked her to join me in my tree house.”
Joe: “I put a skylight in my apartment.”
.Pete: “How’s it working out?”
Joe: “The people on the floor above me are really upset”
Joe: “A sandwich walks into a bar.”
Pete: “What did the bartender say?”
Joe: “The bartender said, “We don’t serve food here.'”
Joe: “My girlfriend told me, ‘The last thing I want to do is hurt you.'”
Pete: “That was nice of her?”
Joe: “She added, ‘It’s still on my list. It’s just not last.'”
Joe: “My girlfriend told me I have no respect for her personal space.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told her it was totally ruining our bath together.”
Joe: “My son and I were playing chess and he said, ‘Let’s make this interesting.'”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “We quit playing chess and went out for an ice cream.”
Joe: “Yesterday, I changed a light bulb, crossed the street, and walked into a bar.”
Pete: “That’s a weird combo.”
Joe: “Yah, my life is a joke.”
Joe: “My wife and I child-proofed our home.”
Pete: “That’s a good idea, Joe.”
Joe: “Yah, but they’re still getting in.”
Joe: “I asked Siri why I have relationship issues.”
Pete: “What did Siri say?”
Joe: “She said, this isn’t Siri, it’s Alexa.
