Joe: “I went to the doctor and he told me my tonsils have to come out. I told him I wanted a second opinion.”
Pete: “What did the doctor say?”
Joe: “My doctor said, “Okay, you’re overweight.”
Comedy fun
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My wife complained that our neighbor kisses his wife goodbye each morning but I don’t.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I asked her if she’d wanted me to kiss my neighbor’s wife before I went to work.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “After winning my game, I through my ball into the crowd like the pros do on TV.”
Pete: “How did it go over?”
Joe: “Not to well. Apparently, I shouldn’t have thrown my bowling ball into the crowd.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend told me sex is better on vacation.”
Pete: “Did you agree with her?”
Joe: “I’ll have to wait until she returns from her vacation.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I’m on a seafood diet.”
Pete: “How does it work?”
Joe: “Whenever I see food, I eat it.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I’m in a long distance relationship.”
Pete: “Where does your girlfriend live?”
Joe: “Somewhere in the future.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I met a girl at the bar and asked her for a date.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She said she only dated well traveled men. I told her I took a subway and bus to get to the bar.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I took a urine test at the hospital yesterday.”
Pete: “How did it work out?”
Joe: “My kleptomania is out of control.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My boss suggested I begin my presentation with a joke.”
Pete: “What did you do?”
Joe: “I showed a photo of my paycheck on my first PowerPoint slide.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I got a job at a paperless office.”
Pete: “How’s it working out?”
Joe: “Everything was great until I went to the toilet.”
