Joe: “My doctor told me to watch my drinking.”
Pete: “How’s that working?”
Joe: “Now I drink in front of a mirror.”
Comedy fun
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I’m getting tired of the ups and downs in my life.”
Pete: “What’s the problem, Joe?”
Joe: “I’ve decided to take the elevator instead of the stairs when I go to work.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My boss was upset  because he saw me coming out of a bar with a woman, when I had told him I was going to see my dentist.”
Pete: “What did you say.”
Joe: “I told him the truth, she is my dentist.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My boss thinks I’m an employee worth keeping an eye on.”
Pete: “That’s great, Joe.”
Joe: “That’s what the security guard told me.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My boss told me to set up the company’s 401K.
Pete: “How’s it going?”
Joe: “Terrible. I’ll never be able to run that far.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend told me she can tell when I’m lying.”
Pete: “What did she say.”
Joe: “She says my lips are moving.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I just got back from a pleasure trip.”
Pete: “Where’d you go.”
Joe: “I took my ex to the airport.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend and I went to a lecture on kleptomania.”
Pete: “Was it interesting.”
Joe: “I took a lot from it.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I picked up a hitchhiker on my way home. He asked me what was in the box I had on the back seat.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I told him I got a new laptop for my girlfriend. He said, “Nice trade.”
