Joe: “I’ve upped my dating game. I’m only dating women who have had COVID.”
Pete: “Why are you doing that, Joe.”
Joe: “They have no taste.”
Comedy fun
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Yesterday, I got hit in the head with a can of soda.”
Pete: “Are you okay?”
Joe: “I was lucky it was a soft drink.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Gambling really helped me get me back on my feet.”
Pete: “How so,,Joe.
Joe: “I lost my car in a polka game
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend called me yesterday and said she was breaking up.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I asked her if she was in an elevator because I could hear her just fine.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My wife text me and said, ‘I’m leaving you. It’s over.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I was relieved when her next text said, ‘Opps, this wasn’t meant for you.'”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “When I’m sleepy I really snore loudly.”
Pete: “Does it bother your wife and family?”
Joe: “Only when I’m driving.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My doctor told me jogging would add years to my life. I started yesterday.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “The doctor was right. When I finished, I felt ten  years older.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My girlfriend asked me if I was listening to her.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, “This is a weird way to start a conversation.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My wife was really upset our son got a D in math.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She told me to stop doing his homework.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I told my wife that I wanted to see the kids every other weekend.”
Pete: “What did she say?”
Joe: “She reminded me we were married and live together and I have to see them every day.”
