Joe: “My psychologist told me I had an inferiority complex.”
Pete: “What did you say?”
Joe: “I said, ‘That may be true, but it’s not a very good one.'”
Comedy fun
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “A girl I met at the bar told me I had the worst hair she’d ever seen.”
Pete: “How did you react?”
Joe: “I hugged her and told her I supported the visually impaired.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My wife went with me for my physical exam. The doctor asked me for stool sample.”
Pete: “How did it go?”
Joe: “My wife looked at me and said, ‘Just give him your undershorts.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I asked my wife how she stays so calm when she is mad at me.”
Pete: “What did she say.”
Joe: “She said she stays calm by cleaning the toilet – with my toothbrush.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I went to the dentist and she told me, ‘This is going to hurt. Are you ready?”
Pete: “What happened?”
Joe. “My dentist said, “Your bill is $800.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “My psychologist told me to never give up on my dreams.”
Pete: “That sounds like good advice.”
Joe: “Yes, I decided to sleep more.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Pete, do you know how to tell if someone is vegan?”
Pete: “No. How can you tell?”
Joe: “Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “I got fired from my job at the Zoo.”
Pete: “Why were you fired, Joe?”
Joe: “I was supposed to feed the animals, but there were signs everywhere that said, “Don’t Feed the Animals.”
Today’s Smile 😃
Joe: “Pete, did you hear about the new squirrel diet?”
Pete: “No, what is it?”
Joe: “It’s just nuts.”
🌞 Today’s Inspiration ~ Live With No Regrets
“It is better to look ahead and prepare than to look back and regret.”
~Â Jackie Joyner-Kersee
